April 2011
“Do I wanna vote for the Democrat who’s gonna blast me in the ass, or the Republican who’s gonna blast me in the ass?”
“See, politics is one big ass-blasting.”
“It is a nation wide, coast to coast ass-blasting!”
“You’re gonna get your ass blasted.”
I love It’s Always Sunny
Walked into the bathroom
Saw the feet of two girls sitting in a stall, barefoot, with the door closed. I see a grocery bag, and I think some goldfish. One says “I like liking my fingers afterwards,” and the other replies “Me too.”
I have so many questions and am not sure if I want to know the answers.
Reblog if you will answer 10 questions 100%...
And remember, don’t be a douche.
Crazy game, very trippy →
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I'm not youtubing videos and having a personal...
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Pants are overrated
I could not stop laughing. How intuitive they are
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So sleepy
Mostly because I’ve been staying up late talking with some awesome people. But I probably would stay up that late anyway. I love night time, it’s just better.
Almost done for the semester too! Wicked excited. I’ve a final Friday and then two next week and hopefully I will be home by Thursday. Which coincidentally is my birthday. I can’t wait for it all to be over and my...
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dirtyprettything asked: Thank you :) it does seem like i'm the target of someone's malice this evening, I have a feeling I know who it is, its unfortunate when real life drama rolls over into tumblr eh? love your tagline by the way, any particular reasons for 'freezepops, women and lampshades'?
http://www.tumblr.com/meetup/4707
goldcantstay:
Everyone reblog this if they live in Maine!
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“You want to know about voting. I’m here to tell you about voting. Imagine you’re locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain’t allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch ‘Republican Party...