Zelda pick up line
This one is a contender for my favorite. Although: I don’t need the Song of Storms to make you wet. That one is still pretty awesome. But here is a new one I found: I don’t need the iron boots to go down.
Went to Funtown. Was happy to go and see an awesome person who I hadn’t seen all summer. Rides are freaky. Wild mouse sucks. Whiplash. I’m thinking lawsuit. Excalibur is better than I remember. And a song that I at least loved played during the Thunderbolt. Fun time.
People that follow you but NEVER talk to you.
Sucessfully gave my number to a waitress
Did not expect her to text. I left a little note this time. And it worked. Now if I wasn’t such an idiot when texting, I could actually make it into something.
"The Norwegian bomber was a white Christian..."
I do not understand Heroes of Newerth at all. No...
When it takes ages for your food to come
BITCH WHERE MY FOOD AT?!